Derry...
by Noah Alter

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**It is an X-Rated Poem**
 
Jioio's Pizza of Latrobe
by Noah Alter

BEST pizza in the world
Shredded Cheese, Crispy Crust
Challenges all Other Pizza Shops
Warm, Juicy, Explosion
Pizza Shop in Town

They say it is great and I know they are right, for I
have eaten it many times
attracting many people
And they also say that Fox's is better: No, it
is not as good, and I do not like it
AS much
And having tasted both many many times
both in the city of Latrobe: In the
tasty the shops of this city, and you will love it
and tell others:
Come and show me better Pizza
So proud of our great food

Best flavor in the whole wide world, arousing
Not known around the world
Exploding
Pervading
Sensational 
Fill
G-Rated, PG13, X-Rated 
In the oven, Cooking in Delight, Bound to taste Wonderful

Ballad

11/10/2011

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My Love
by Noah Alter

Day by Day, she is in my life
For someday you may be my wife
Many try to break us up
For some just won't give up
For our relationship is strong as a diamond

For our relationship is together
And will hopefully be forever
Our hearts are together for a purpose
And not be hard like a tortoise
For every heart has a love
 
This is my Shakespeare version of  Blank Verse. The two characters are Mark & George. They are at thee office and they have Shakespeare era accents. 

Day at the Office Act 1 Scene 1

Mark: Where art thou papers for thy boss in chargeth?

George: They are still are in the printith stageth

Mark: Well get them in a hustle or a bustle

George: The printerith is very old in this dayeth

Mark: So did you hearith about the broad here?

George: O’ my yes! She is very arousing!

Mark: She maketh me the happiest man here!

George: I see you diggeth her very much, too!

Mark: We better get back to worketh now

George: Remembereth those papers that need turned in

Mark: You know what I always wanteth answered

George: What is that my deareth friend at the office?

Mark: Why do we speaketh like this all the time?

 
Since Money is First
by Noah Alter

since money is first
who cares about relationships
to love one another
you will never fully understand;

understand to not know,
while you never take time

friendships are needed,

and hugs are never to be denied
different love
The man swears by his head. Not heart
- The least of his money
will he give

his love is souly money
love, not to be known about
for money is not whole

And love is not money