Derry...
by Noah Alter
**Contact me through this website if you would like a copy**
**It is an X-Rated Poem**
by Noah Alter
**Contact me through this website if you would like a copy**
**It is an X-Rated Poem**
Derry...
by Noah Alter **Contact me through this website if you would like a copy** **It is an X-Rated Poem**
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Jioio's Pizza of Latrobe
by Noah Alter BEST pizza in the world Shredded Cheese, Crispy Crust Challenges all Other Pizza Shops Warm, Juicy, Explosion Pizza Shop in Town They say it is great and I know they are right, for I have eaten it many times attracting many people And they also say that Fox's is better: No, it is not as good, and I do not like it AS much And having tasted both many many times both in the city of Latrobe: In the tasty the shops of this city, and you will love it and tell others: Come and show me better Pizza So proud of our great food Best flavor in the whole wide world, arousing Not known around the world Exploding Pervading Sensational Fill G-Rated, PG13, X-Rated In the oven, Cooking in Delight, Bound to taste Wonderful My Love
by Noah Alter Day by Day, she is in my life For someday you may be my wife Many try to break us up For some just won't give up For our relationship is strong as a diamond For our relationship is together And will hopefully be forever Our hearts are together for a purpose And not be hard like a tortoise For every heart has a love This is my Shakespeare version of Blank Verse. The two characters are Mark & George. They are at thee office and they have Shakespeare era accents.
Day at the Office Act 1 Scene 1 Mark: Where art thou papers for thy boss in chargeth? George: They are still are in the printith stageth Mark: Well get them in a hustle or a bustle George: The printerith is very old in this dayeth Mark: So did you hearith about the broad here? George: O’ my yes! She is very arousing! Mark: She maketh me the happiest man here! George: I see you diggeth her very much, too! Mark: We better get back to worketh now George: Remembereth those papers that need turned in Mark: You know what I always wanteth answered George: What is that my deareth friend at the office? Mark: Why do we speaketh like this all the time? Since Money is First
by Noah Alter since money is first who cares about relationships to love one another you will never fully understand; understand to not know, while you never take time friendships are needed, and hugs are never to be denied different love The man swears by his head. Not heart - The least of his money will he give his love is souly money love, not to be known about for money is not whole And love is not money |